i always drop a bunch of rice everywhere every time i take a bite of this because i am trying to cram as much food into my mouth as possible

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

BACK IN SCHOOL, GONNA SCORE A BOYFRIEND BY THE END OF THE MONTH, WATCH ME GUYS

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

pablostanley:

A simple guide to know what the hell you are.

Anonymous said:
Women can do everything without a man - orgasm, have children, live, work, etc... Men are pretty unnecessary. The only thing women 'need' is their sperm, and that's only if a woman wants to have children.

ah, but without men, who would women collectively shake their heads at? 

Anonymous said:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

shut up Canada

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