i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
Indian ink, white gel pen and Copics
Seriously, not having a crush is so boring. I’m bored to death.
my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)
people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.
the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.
This is so relevant.
One of his very favorite toys, a squeaky corn toy that a friend brought for him when she visited. He adores it.
follow luke—atnoon for daily pictures of my cutie patoot doggie!!
I had planned it as a one-time thing, but honestly, why should it be?
so this Friday, August 1, we’ll do it again. grab a camera and your favorite undies and prepare to love your body with me!
Also used ezgif for optimizing the gif files for tumblr use, this online app is soooo useful <33
selfies forever, you know how it is
Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
Was that Tobuscus